Laugh time

1. Thriller


Two hens are watching their small TV.
Eventually the couple plays in the movie sitting at the table for dinner which includes roast chicken.

Then a chicken says to the other:
- Change it darling please, I do not want children to see a thriller!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2. 10 feet

TEACHER: In this box I have a ten feet snake.

Student: I am not laughing! Snakes haven't got legs.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

3.  Examination ... extremely dangerous ...

In the course of chemistry:

- Can you tell us, my child, what sulfuric acid is?

- But ... actually sir. Hmmm ... I know ... I have it here, on the tip of my tongue ...

- Take it off .... my kid spit it out fast, you will be poisoned ... !



                                                                                                    source:Anekdota.gr